Akesato ([info]akesato) wrote,
@ 2004-09-24 18:53:00
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Current mood: calm
Current music:Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.. bananaphone...

...odd.
Color me confused. Very, very confused. And I've got that creepy Bananaphone song stuck in my head, but that's beyond the point.

I honestly had no idea people thought Souji-kun and I were a couple. Really. But apparently, Hijikata-san thought so. As did Yamanami-san, at one point. As did about three-quarters of the female portion of the freshmen class, not to mention their sharp objects. *Wince* ...umm, yeah, I'll be avoiding the girls' locker rooms for a while. Besides, I hear Heisuke-kun set up cameras in there.

Anyway, just to clarify: I. Am. Not. Dating. Okita. Souji.

Please, do not ask me if I'm dating him. Or threaten me for the supposed dating. Or seek revenge for the supposed corruption of his supposed innocence. Plus, he's gayer than monkeys on nitrous oxide... or something. What was that quote again?

[Ummmm, remember how you started sending me to the guidance counselor? Matsudaira-san? I was wondering if I could continue those session thingies with Saitou-sensei, instead. It's just that I'm more comfortable with Saitou-sensei, and I've been going to therapy with him for a while, and okay, if you really want to know, Matsudaira-san needs HELP. Seriously.

...oh, and does Kyuuri have a swimming pool?]

Oh, and I turned seventeen today. All I need to do is make it to the end of the day without seeing one clown or balloon animal, and I'll be good to go.


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[info]okita_soushi
2004-09-24 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Happy birthday Akesato-san!

.... You know, if you put it like that, it really IS funny.

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[info]akesato
2004-09-24 08:23 pm UTC (link)
Much happier than most I've had! Minus creepy freshmen girls. *Shudder*

...what are you thinking?

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[info]okita_soushi
2004-09-24 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Ahhh.... [sweatdrops] Never have figured out how to exactly talk them out of it... Am sure like last year, most of them will figure 'it' out before midterms and lay off some.

Me? [innocent blinking]

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[info]akesato
2004-09-24 08:46 pm UTC (link)
No worries, I can deal with them until then! Can deal with anything but clowns... freaky pedophiles... *twitch*

...yes, you. *Stern look* You're plotting something.

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[info]okita_soushi
2004-09-24 09:09 pm UTC (link)
Mmmhmm. Of course I am... but that's nothing new. Heheh, don't worry, not likely to actually use this one.

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[info]akesato
2004-09-24 09:35 pm UTC (link)
True. Are you going to let me in on it? *Imploring look*

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[info]okita_soushi
2004-09-24 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Mmmmm.... MMMmmmmmMMMM..... No. [niko]

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[info]akesato
2004-09-24 10:01 pm UTC (link)
Awwww, come ON! Soouuuuuujjjiiiiiii! *Whine*

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[info]shinpachi
2004-09-25 06:29 am UTC (link)
Happy birthday, Akesato~!

Souji is gayer than that. You're right.

Also, Heisuke put them in the freshmen boys' locker room, so you're safe~.

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[info]akesato
2004-09-25 06:45 am UTC (link)
Thank you~! ^_^

I mean, come on. It's kind of obvious. The boy is prettier than me, for God's sake.

Hmmmm, could've sworn he did something to the girls' locker rooms, too. Maybe that was the girls' bathroom. *Shrug*

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[info]shinpachi
2004-09-25 06:46 am UTC (link)
Perhaps you're talking about the skunk incident.

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[info]akesato
2004-09-25 07:20 am UTC (link)
...elaborate?

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[info]shinpachi
2004-09-25 08:37 am UTC (link)
Top secret information! [zippers mouth.] xD

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[info]okita_soushi
2004-09-25 08:56 am UTC (link)
... Actually, I'd just like to know where you three get such a range of small, offensive animals on short notice.

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[info]akesato
2004-09-25 09:32 am UTC (link)
Note to self: Avoid girl's bathroom/locker room at all costs.

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[info]shinpachi
2004-09-25 12:30 pm UTC (link)
The all-purpose forest. -Everything- lives in there, I swear. Well. Maybe except Itou.

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[info]okita_soushi
2004-09-25 12:35 pm UTC (link)
... come to think of it, I don't actually know /where/ he lives. Might be careful out there. ♥

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[info]shinpachi
2004-09-25 12:36 pm UTC (link)
.........Souji, that's going to cause mass paranoia now.

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[info]okita_soushi
2004-09-25 01:11 pm UTC (link)
You think so? I hadn't tried that yet Probably should take it back... he probably /doesn't/ live in the forest.. just somewhere unknown in town. ^__^

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[info]akesato
2004-09-25 01:15 pm UTC (link)
...I bike through that forest on the way to school. *Shivers*

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[info]naive_principal
2004-09-25 10:11 am UTC (link)
[Ummmm, remember how you started sending me to the guidance counselor? Matsudaira-san? I was wondering if I could continue those session thingies with Saitou-sensei, instead. It's just that I'm more comfortable with Saitou-sensei, and I've been going to therapy with him for a while, and okay, if you really want to know, Matsudaira-san needs HELP. Seriously.
...oh, and does Kyuuri have a swimming pool?]

...Matsudaira-san is working here? That's funny. I thought Hajime-kun was our only counsellor. I *knew* a Matsudaira-san once, but he was... aha, well he's recently passed away, and I'm pretty sure he taught Social History. At the school where I used to teach PE, that one of your deans went to. About twenty years ago. O_o;

...on a completely unrelated note, next time you see Hajime-kun, would you mind... just briefly mentioning where you saw Matsudaira last? What? No reason, really. Just... We don't have anyone named that on payroll....

As for the swimming pool... *do* we have one? I think we might. ::goes to check::

And it's *gayer* than a tree full of monkeys on Nitrous Oxide... if you're trying to quote Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, that is.

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[info]akesato
2004-09-25 10:53 am UTC (link)
...that's impossible.

When did I see him last? When he started following me around school, asking if I wanted to go for a swim with him... until I hit him upside the head with a frying pan from the cafeteria. I... haven't seen him since.

...you don't think I'm crazy, do you? I was in his office! Room 52!

That's the one, thank you!

[OOC: Feel free to make 'room 52' into anything you want. XD]

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[info]naive_principal
2004-09-25 07:32 pm UTC (link)
Room... 52?

::goes to the basement::

::comes back upstairs::

Aha, Akesato-chan, that place is the boiler room. Nobody has a desk in there. I don't think anyone could stand it for too long, it's sort of hot.

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[info]akesato
2004-09-25 07:56 pm UTC (link)
...the hell?

I'm not crazy. I swear.

...*nervously goes to look for a cross and some holy water*

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[info]naive_principal
2004-09-26 09:18 pm UTC (link)
You know what, don't worry about it, it's probably nothing. Nothing worth looking up the the newspaper archives, or even investigating! Everything is fine....

...but yeah, if you see Matsudaira again, could you maybe remember to call your uncle the ghostbuster Hajime-kun right away? I think he uhm, owes him some money.

Right.

Money.

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