akesato: My my...

Akesato (

akesato) wrote,
@ 2004-04-28 17:27:00

Current mood:	confused
Current music:	I'm Only Happy When it Rains- Garbage

My my...
What are these anti-women vibes floating around as of late? It seems like every time I walk into a room, everyone's whispering about how to "be careful around women" or how "women are scary." And then as soon as they see me, they all panic.

No, I'm not being delusional. There's nothing delusional about muscular, fully-grown members of the kendou club running and screaming. Or Furutaka-sensei cringing every time I make a sudden gesture.

Anyways, you're all (or most of you are, anyways) men here. Can you explain this?

[You mentioned withdrawal symptoms earlier. Just out of curiousity: what kind of symptoms? And how severe do they need to be for one to get worried?]

[Thank God Yamazaki's back. I've never been so happy to see that angst-ridden little jerk. Maybe Ayumu-san will stop accusing me of kidnapping now? I hope so.]

[OOC: No, really, welcome back, Susumu!]

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	sixth_sense 2004-04-28 01:57 pm UTC (link)
	Rumors spread fast do they not. Hn. Perhaps I ought to oversee kendou club practice sessions once more as I used to; the men appear to be weaker than they should be. Souji, what have they been doing? [private, to Akesato] Severe twitching, perspiring, nausea, as well as a sudden urge to perform a tap dance on a high place while singing "Singing in the Rain". (Reply to this) (Thread)

	akesato 2004-04-28 02:08 pm UTC (link)
	Mmm. Very fast. And I'd check up on that Takeda fellow, if I were you. No offense, but the boy's spine is made of jell-o. [Private, to sensei: Check, check, check, and oh my God that's a symptom? ... Well that's a relief! I thought I was going insane!] (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	sixth_sense 2004-04-28 02:11 pm UTC (link)
	Well, in my defense for allowing his entry into the club, we were lacking members. [private, to Akesato] Yes, clearly you are not in the worst stage of the illness yet. Best to cure it now before it worsens. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

akesato
2004-04-28 02:30 pm UTC (link)

I kinda feel sorry for the kid. I'm not exactly helpless, but let's face it, he's twice, if not three times, my size. It's a bit sad.

[Private, to sensei:]

Well, I don't exactly feel perky enough to be singing right now. *Twitches so violently she falls off her chair*

*Reaches up to keyboard from the floor* There's a cure? Please share! And... give me a hand, please?

	okita_soushi 2004-04-28 06:37 pm UTC (link)
	AH! I forgot about club.... Ahh. had a couple things after school lately... hrmmm sounds like I need start attending again. They shouldn't run from anyone... not fun that way! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	sixth_sense 2004-04-28 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	That certainly explains alot. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	akesato 2004-04-28 06:46 pm UTC (link)
	You forgot to mention the part where they scream bloody murder and trip over themselves. Now THAT'S fun. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	akesato 2004-04-28 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, good to hear, Hijikata-san! I knew you'd understand! And yes, I cannot really account for some of us. But you'll find that most females are very friendly! ~~And some are more accepting of your situation with Souji than others. But I think it's perfectly fine. It's so cute. Like a shoujo manga.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	okita_soushi 2004-04-28 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	~~Yes, anything he had against women right now would be coming off in short order [niko]~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	shinpachi 2004-04-28 03:21 pm UTC (link)
	Saa, did that really happen to you, senpai? I don't know how to explain it, since I don't find women scary at all! ~~Except my mother, who is, I believe, not really human, let alone being a woman.~~ It would've been funny to see the club running like that! I should've gone that day instead of skipping out to plan the Great Retaliation! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	sixth_sense 2004-04-28 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	You mean to say that you /do/ attend some sessions? [raises an eyebrow] (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	shinpachi 2004-04-28 04:59 pm UTC (link)
	Of course I do! I may not look like it, sensei, but I'm dedicated! 8D (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	akesato 2004-04-28 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	It was quite funny, Shinpachi-kun. I should have taken some pictures for you! And no worries. Retaliation is more important, right? I'm glad you don't find me scary ^__^ ~~Well, your mother... we can't really account for her...~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shoutacon 2004-04-28 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe it's because you girls bleed a lot? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	akesato 2004-04-28 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	... Explain how this intimidates people? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	shoutacon 2004-04-29 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Things that bleed and bleed and keep talking are kind of scary. You have to admit that. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	okita_soushi 2004-04-28 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, I don't really think women are scary at all... or really men either. You are quite a bit more violent than the average person, but I think it's really an endearing trait! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	akesato 2004-04-28 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	Awww, Souji-kun! Sparkle You're so sweet! Niko (Reply to this) (Parent)

	saya_pmk 2004-04-29 01:46 am UTC (link)
	[blinks] ... [doesn't quite understand but doesn't think Akesato-san is scary at al!] ^__^ ... ... ... [begins to wonder if she scares people] o.O; (Reply to this) (Thread)

	demon_dean 2004-04-29 02:47 am UTC (link)
	Believe me, Saya, there is no possible way you could ever scare anyone. [almost smiles] (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	saya_pmk 2004-04-29 02:58 pm UTC (link)
	...@_@ [Blinks and does a double take at Hijikata-san's kindness. Smiles brightly and bows, relieved.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	akesato 2004-04-29 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Melts Thank you, Saya-chan! Squish And no one could think you're scary. You're too cute! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	harada_sanosuke 2004-05-02 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Why would anyone be afraid of you, Akesato-chan? You're such a loving husband! o_o (Reply to this) (Thread)

	akesato 2004-05-02 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	Snuggles with Sano And you're a wonderful, caring wife! Thank you, that made me feel a lot better. Hands Sano a cookie (Reply to this) (Parent)

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