Akesato ([info]akesato) wrote,
@ 2004-06-17 00:27:00
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Current mood: lonely
Current music:Some sappy romance song on the radio that ISN'T HELPING!

Hey guys...
...want to know something really amusing?

I think I've been dumped for a ferret.

Ha ha. Ahahaha. Hahahahaha. AHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHA-

I'm so lonely.


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[info]sixth_sense
2004-06-16 11:59 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure the man is just busy, Akesato. [offers a cookie]

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 06:37 am UTC (link)
Mmmm. Busy. *halfheartedly munches cookie*

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[info]demon_dean
2004-06-17 06:38 am UTC (link)
Well... not to rain on anyone's parade, but I'd like to see how he manages to stay that busy while not doing any actual *work*? In case anyone's failed to notice, I'm the one who's been buried under tons of paper for the past three weeks whereas Sannan has hardly been seen in his office.

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 07:13 am UTC (link)
I see. Well...m-maybe he's on a business trip...or...something. *looks vaguely hopeful*

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[info]demon_dean
2004-06-17 05:39 am UTC (link)
You know, Akesato-san, I think this falls under our previous agreement re: unfaithfulness...

One word, and the guilty party will no longer have any fingers with which to pet his ferret.

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 06:38 am UTC (link)
*Eyes widen* Eh? But...but I'd hate to do that to him when he hasn't done anything yet...

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[info]demon_dean
2004-06-17 06:45 am UTC (link)
Ever heard of prevention being better than a cure, Akesato-san? If not, I'm sure Yoshida would be happy to explain the concept to you.

Not to worry though, I won't hurt him if you don't want me to. Though I reserve the right to scowl darkly when I run into him in the teachers' lounge.

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 07:16 am UTC (link)
Yeah, we learned all about it in Sex Ed. But I don't see how that'd help me.

Well... I'll think about it, okay? And I suppose scowling wouldn't hurt...

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[info]demon_dean
2004-06-17 07:29 am UTC (link)
I was thinking more on the lines of "threaten your partner with dismemberment the first time it's suggested he might be unfaithful, and at least he won't have a right to whine over what you do if you do find he's betrayed you." [lopsided grin] Ask Souji how it's done.

And I'm glad you learned *one* useful fact in sex ed.

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 08:01 am UTC (link)
...but how does one go about doing that, exactly? I don't want to sound bitchy or controlling or anything... and I don't want to make him mad... *whimper*

Yeah, well, I don't think I'll be using it any time soon. *pout*

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-17 09:17 am UTC (link)
*pats* There, there. I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for being busy or whatnot.

Feel free to come chat with me if you want. Or if you want tissue, cookie, hug, coffee, etc. *smiles sympathetically*

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 09:39 am UTC (link)
Yes. I'm sure. Perfectly good reason. He's a busy man, after all. Very busy. Mm-hm.

...can I have all of the above?

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-17 09:59 am UTC (link)
I sense doubt. Lots of doubt. *pat pat*

*smiles* Of course you may. In what order?

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 10:05 am UTC (link)
More than two weeks... not one single phone call... can't even write me a note to tell me he's alive... *yanks hair*

*Dully* Any order is fine.

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-17 10:11 am UTC (link)
Now, now... We don't want to inflict injury upon ourselves. *gently pulls Akesato's hands away from her hair*

Well, I'm sure I can multi-task. *gives Akesato a hug while holding a cup of coffee* There. Feel a little better? *has had experience with ex-girlfriends*

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 10:17 am UTC (link)
Oh yes we do. *halfheartedly struggles*

...thank you... that's very kind of you. *Hugs back and takes a sip of coffee* You haven't seen him around, have you?

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-17 10:20 am UTC (link)
No, no... Don't do that.

*smiles sympathetically* It's no problem. *keeps hugging, since it seemed to work other times, and takes out a cookie* No, I'm afraid I haven't seen him recently...

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 10:33 am UTC (link)
But why not~? It helps. *pout*

*Clings and nibbles at cookie* Oh... well, keep an eye out then.

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-17 11:57 am UTC (link)
...it may seem like it helps, but it doesn't. Plus, we wouldn't want Yananami-san to see you with a bald spot on your head, now would we? *smiles warmly*

*lets Akesato cling and hopes that his arm doesn't go numb* I will, I will. *takes out tissue box* And last, but not least. The tissues. *smiles again*

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-17 11:59 am UTC (link)
[OOC: EGAD. I misspelled Yamanami-san's name. T_T *whacks self* Sorry about that.]

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 01:26 pm UTC (link)
[OOC: Not your fault his name is incredibly prone to typos XD

Now see if you can type it three times fast!]

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[info]akesato
2004-06-17 01:25 pm UTC (link)
...no. He already thinks I'm ugly enough.

*Takes tissues* T-thank you. You're very kind for doing this.

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-17 03:14 pm UTC (link)
... *tries to think of something to say* Well, I may just be a friend and all, but I think you're a perfectly pretty lady. And still, it'd still be better if you kept that patch of hair.

*pat pat* It's fine, it's fine. *smiles*

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[info]demon_dean
2004-06-17 03:32 pm UTC (link)
[Thinks the pair are just too cute for words; immediately starts making plans to get Akesato to dump Sannan for Pierce. Would solve so many problems.]

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-18 07:04 am UTC (link)
...Hijikata-san, are you plotting something? >.>;; <.<;;

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[info]demon_dean
2004-06-18 08:58 am UTC (link)
Who, me? Would I ever?

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[info]akesato
2004-06-18 04:15 pm UTC (link)
*Raises head briefly* Yes.

*Headdesk*

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[info]demon_dean
2004-06-18 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Akesato-san... you wound me! What have I ever done to earn such suspicion from you?

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[info]akesato
2004-06-18 07:19 pm UTC (link)
*Half-smile* Do you want the full list, or the cliffnotes version?

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[info]demon_dean
2004-06-18 09:34 pm UTC (link)
...there's a cliffnotes version? Very well... let's have that to start with.

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[info]akesato
2004-06-18 04:15 pm UTC (link)
...you think I'm pretty? *smiles*

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-18 06:01 pm UTC (link)
*looks ever so slightly uncomfortable* Well, yes. *shifts nervously*

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[info]akesato
2004-06-18 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Then maybe there's hope for me after all. *Beams and kisses him on the cheek* I think Yamanami-han should take a few pointers from you once in a while, Pierce-san.

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[info]why_cucumber
2004-06-18 07:46 pm UTC (link)
*turns a lovely shade of red* Akesato-san! I- you- ah- er-

...nevermind. *sits there silently and blushes*

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